So uh yeah, I'm painting the upstairs hallway wall, because My mom tole me it wasn't okay to draw on them with crayons but pain is JUST fine
Enjoy.
The Immaturity Quiz
Check or half check all that apply:
[X] You still own an entire zoo of stuffed animals.
[X] You frequently belch without saying excuse me afterwards.
[X] You are generally shameless in public.
[X] If it glows in the dark, its automatically cool.
[x] You laugh whenever someone says anything related to toilet humor, i.e., poop, potty, diarrhea, etc. [Not often though.]
[ ] You blush if someone mentions the scientific name for genitalia.
[X] The frosting is still your favorite part of the cake. [Depends on the type though.]
[X] You still make your mom jokes.
[X] You think cooties exist.
[X] Overly gooshy kissing scenes in movies make you go Eeeeew!
[X] You still have a blankie or similar item of security.
[X] You have ordered a kids meal within the last two years.
[X] You often refrain from swearing in favor of using phrases like "poopface" and "butthead".
[X] You remember the original Pokemon theme song. [I got it on meh iPod]
[X] You still call your parents Mommy or Daddy (and not just when youre sucking up to them.)
[X] You can quote more than one Dr. Seuss book. [I would not could not in a Car! Or in a Hous or with a mouse, or in a box, or with a fox. I will not eat them here or there, I will not eat them ANYWHERE!]
[X] You punch people when you see a slug-bug.
[] You can/have tried to burp the alphabet.
[X] Even the most minor accomplishments make you brag like hell.
[X] You still think you should get a sticker when the doctor gives you a shot.
[X] You are older than twelve and you still trick-or-treat, even without a valid excuse.
[X] You still find yourself watching Nickelodeon, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel, etc.
[X] You still jump into pools, lakes, oceans, etc., with your clothes still on and with no regard for anyone around you.
[X] You frequently have the urge to say, Thats what she said!
[X] You frequently DO say, Thats what she said!
[X] You still express your superiority by going Neener neener neeeeneeer! (or similar.)
[ ] You still own (and wear) footy pajamas,
[X] You ride the grocery cart at the super market.
[X] You still remember most of the lines from your favorite Disney movies.
[X] Despite warnings from wiser individuals, you still want a pet monkey.
[X] You still get excited if theres a prize in your cereal box.
[X] When struggling to find a word, you sometimes substitute it with thingy, doohicky, whatchamacallit, or any variation of these.
[X] You still play on the sproingy animals at playgrounds. [I do every time there is one near me.]
[X] You still express displeasure by screwing up your face and sticking out your tongue.
[ ] In group photos, you hold up bunny ears behind peoples heads.
[X] You always dance to your favorite song, even if youre in public or if your favorite song is stupid.
[ ] You think Weird Al is really cool.
[X] You still request a kids menu at restaurants just so that you can color stuff with crayons.
[X] When someone is feeling down, you think that the best means of cheering them up is with a crude joke.
[X] You actually KNOW a few dead baby jokes (and tell them). [What's blue and sits in a corner? A dead baby. What's green and sits in the corner? A dead baby a week later.]
[X] You have, at some point in your life, pantsed someone, or conspired to do so.
[ ] You still pull pranks on people when they piss you off. (Or just for kicks. Whatever.)
[X] You have finished the entire 99 Bottles of beer song more than once.
[X] You cheat at card games or board games but still pitch a fit when you catch someone else cheating.
[X] You go through magazines and draw mustaches and black teeth on all the models.
[X] Youve tried to crush a soda can on your head. [It hurt and I failed. DX]
[X] You and your friends have a secret handshake or pact.
[ ] You rarely see any movies in theatres with a rating above PG-13 unless someone recommends it to you.
[X] You still think fart jokes are funny.
[X] You make armpit noises when you get bored (or at least you try to.)
[ ] You frequently give people noogies. [But I receive them.]
[X] Theyre not DOLLS, theyre ACTION FIGURES! [And playarts.]
[X] You actually tag people in these stupid memes.
Total: 45 out of 53 (I beat Jayface by one! XD So uh, I'm not as dumb as I sound. DX)
How do you score?
Less than 10: Ewww, youre a boring adult!
11 - 20: Wheres your sense of humor? Eh, I guess theres SOME hope for you.
21 - 31: Wow! Youre so young at heart! Youve gotta be the most fun babysitter EVER!
32 - 42: Heh. The class clown. Can you give me some personal space now, please?
43 - 53: Um... I think you could stand to grow up a little bit